A Young Republican's Guide to the Universe

“They dress up in leaves and call themselves the Saturnine. Please. They drink human blood, and chant- ‘Harness the flame, Harness the mist!’ and believe they are touched by the ancient gods. Hah. An aging bunch of frat boys, tilting back goblets of Plasmids and calling it ambrosia.” - Julie Langford, Audio Diary: “The Saturnine”

“Isn’t there anything in this damn place those pagans won’t steal? Paper towels, ink pots, witch hazel, chlorophyll solution, even my back issues of National Geographic. They’re feathering their disgusting little shrines with it, I suppose. Sick bastards.” - Julie Langford, Audio Diary: “What Won’t They Steal?”